What happens when your mouth runs faster than your brain?
Well, in David Lubar's book, PUNISHED (c2006, Darby Creek Publishing, ISBN 1-58196-042-5) Logan, the main character finds out it's not always good.
This was another book written in first person that I didn't mind. Logan and his best friend Benedict are engaged in a game of tag in the library when Logan runs smack into a mysterious man. When he doesn't show enough remorse, the man "punishes" him by causing him to speak only in puns. Only by finding seven examples each of oxymorons, anagrams and palindromes in the time frame allotted will fix the curse.
The book starts:
"This is a terrible idea," I told Benedict as we walked up the stone steps toward the huge wooden door.
This is a cute book for kids ages 9 and up, appealing strongly to my love for the English language.