Today while I was eating a turkey sandwich at my desk I started thumbing through the book JEFF FOXWORTHY'S REDNECK DICTIONARY: WORDS YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW THE MEANING OF (Villard, c2005, ISBN 1-4000-6465-1) and didn't stop until I hit Zz and the word Zany. It was a quick read and a fun lunch time retreat. It didn't have a first sentence unless you count the first sentence in the Preface:
You don't need to be a rocket scientist to read this book; it's probably reads better if you're not.
I'll post on my current read, probably tomorrow. And hang on to your shorts...it's a doozy!