Title: HOW TO SURVIVE A HORROR MOVIE
Author: Seth Grahame-Smith
Publisher: Quirk Books
Audience: Young Adult and Adult
"Don't let us make imaginary evils, when you know we have so many real ones to encounter." - Oliver Goldsmith (1730-1774)
Brace yourself for some bad news - if you're reading this, there's a good chance you've become trapped in a horror movie.
Why I chose this book: Horror movies are my favorite genre of film and I was looking for a laugh. I knew a tongue-in-cheek satirical account on how to survive if you've been trapped in a horror movie would do just that.
Why I read it to the end: It was pure campy fun! I learned: how to escape zombies, defeat vampires, survive horror movie high school, survive a haunted house, survive a night of babysitting, kill the living dead, what to do if there are snakes on the plane, what to do if you have to stay awake for a week and what to do if you only have seven days to live. Also, I am a sucker for those quizzes on Facebook and I will rock this one if I ever come across it!
My rating: 3.5/5